hani_backup | Entries tagged with humor

Current Mood: cold
Current Location: Warszawa, Poland

“It’s you, perfected!”

“Take control of your color by Hue/Saturation. Use this break-through formula to change hair, skin color, brighten eyes, whiten teeth. Even adjust your race.”

Very, very well-made.

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Current Location: Chicago, IL

This didn't cross post from Semagic or Dreamwidth to LJ so trying to see if it'll work today!

Current Mood: hot
Current Location: Chicago, IL

and how he died - which I'm not really up to date about besides the fact that President Obama ordered it and it was due to American military (special forces?) - I don't know how I feel. On Facebook on Sunday my friends' statuses ranged from "How can people be so heartless as to celebrate any person's death, even someone who caused a lot of deaths himself?" to "I'm so glad Osama's dead!" I hope people aren't naive as to think the "war on terror" will shift drastically. Like suddenly we can travel with liquids. That'd be nice but I know the death of one man won't make aerial transportation policies change. I don't think Osama was such a spearhead prior to his death that his death will bring the collapse of Al Qaida. My first reaction to "let's see proof." Maybe President Obama wouldn't lie to his country as much as President Bush did regarding the Weapons of Mass Destruction, but reports can be exaggerated.

I also don't know how I feel about the refusal to release pictures of a dead Osama bin Laden. Some friends are going "Gee, we've seen pictures of 9/11 and people jumping out of buildings so I don't think seeing a dead man will be horrific" to "I'm glad the government's not touting them out as trophies." I mean, seeing proof would make it more...real, but also I don't know if having those pictures released will help in the big picture. *shrug*

I did find the following meme funny. It was courtesy of a classmate/FB friend. Hopefully people will get the reference to Trump's "let's see the President's birth certificate" rally and CSI: Miami...

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Location: Dorm room

(Source: inventoradeamores)

To brighten up people's day!

Current Mood: contemplative

Happy April Fool's Day!

Current Location: Dorm room
Current Music: Björk - Army Of Me (Sucker Punch Remix) | Powered by Last.fm

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

Have A Happy Period.

Happy Period.

You try being happy when this is happening:

Reblogged from yourinfectioussmile

(Source: sixbucksandadrpepper, via xoxofiguringyouout)

You’d look up from whatever you were doing like:

You would then spend the next couple of days like:

You would then go to Diagon Alley and you’d be all like:

You’d go from shop to shop like:

Then, on September 1st you’d run through the barrier on platform 9 3/4 like:

You’d meet people on the Hogwarts Express like:

You would realise they’re just like you and you’d be all like:

Then you would jam for the rest of the year like:

Current Mood: all over the place
Current Location: Dorm room

Help police! Someone's stolen my snowman

Though I think it's not that elaborate of a misuse of the emergency number system in any country. (999 in England.)

Hilarious!

It's on Hulu, so sorry it doesn't work overseas! :'(

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Chicago, IL

Because I need a break from anthro studying...

What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?
( Answer! )

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Location: Student Center

( Indeed, the proper way. )

Taken from The Oatmeal.com.

I'm not around a lot of cats, but I definitely remember Mr. Blonde creeping up around my head in the middle of the night! (And peeing on the inflatable mattress before I was to sleep on it.)

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: Dorm room
Current Music: "Beyond Belief" - Lie to Me S3E6